Glad you like it Mally Here is one for the Toyota drivers just in case their manual is in Japanese
Carefull it might be a bit too technical for some...
Japanese Sex..............

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:

Husband: Sukitaki.

Wife replies: Kowanini!

Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!

Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!

Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!

I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this! As if you understand Japanese! Unbelievable.

I knew you would read anything as long as it is about sex.

You need help!!

Got the phone number for the help line....