Re: want a SERIOUS outside light ??
Second post for the Month. Exceptional circumstances apply here.
Back aways when I was involved in drilling there was a bloke on site who was very well endowed. Public displays, or should that be pubic, made it common knowledge.
He was missing most of his front laughing gear but had an oversized denture that looked as though its former occupation was the grille of a ’48 Oldsmobile.
Anyway one night over a few beers someone in the camp asked him how come he had such a big wang to which he replied that it was to do with his barf as a child. Hard to say bath when you have front teeth that would put the grille of a ’48 Olds to shame.
How come we asked. He said his old Mum found it convenient to lift him out of his bath by his wang and as it grew from such exercise so it got used more and more as a convenient handle and one assumes a more interesting variety of uses.
He finished by saying wistfully that he missed his old Mum.
True story. !
Back into my box or kennel.
SD