African laxative about to start working.

first glance being a gentleman i looked sideways ----then --the penny dropped
--lmao--good one

love it
Frank

I can think of a lot of very funny and not so funny outcomes. Regards Dave n Jen.

A few decades back, a friend of mine was working as a school teacher in a remote village in the backblocks of India. He took a stroll one afternoon along a track and ended up quite some distance away from the village and when he started to return he had a feeling that he was being followed by someone or something. He looked back a few times but there was no sign of anybody or anything so he just continued on his way.

It wasn't until he had almost reached the village and a person coming towards him pointed and shouted and when he turned and looked back, there was a full grown leopard on the track only a couple of metres behind him. Tracks indicated that it had been following him for more than a kilometre.

"What did you do" I asked.

"What most people would do" he replied, "I shat my pants, and I mean I really shat my pants, it scared the crap out of me."

diesel

Diesel,

Or as we who move in more polite circles would say.

"I fouled my breeches old chap"

SD

SD,

I think my friend's father would most likely have said " I fouled my breeches old chap" - I remember him as a very "pucka English gentleman" who had this old British Raj atmosphere about him. The family had spent a lot of time in India prior to coming to the land of Oz.

diesel