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Post Cowboy
A few weeks later after leaving hospital, the Cowboy who was put there by Wyatt Earp, went into another bar and ordered a whisky..The barman slid it down the counter and as the cowboy rolled a durry a cat jumped up on the bar, straddled his glass and relieved itself into it.....The Cowboy took out his six shooter and yelled angrily to the barman.."whose bloody cat's this?"...."belongs to the piano player over there" was the reply...So the cowboy strides over, grabs the piano player by the shoulder and says.." Hey pilgrim, do you know your cat pissed in my whisky" whereupon the startled piano-player replied.."No sir, but if you whistle a few bars, I'll soon pick it up"
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Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:23 am
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Jock,

I heard the same Cowboy became gay after this experience and would never leave his chaps behind!

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Hmmmmmm.... these shaggy dog stories are getting shaggier

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Post If my body were a car
[font=Verdana][size=84]If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is a little dull. But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and bump into things even in the best of weather

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently

But here's the worst of it - - -

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A bloke plonks himself in the dentists chair and the dentist has a bit of a prowl around his laughing gear and says. Looks like an extraction here, better give you an injection.

No way the bloke says, cannot handle needles, not my thing at all.

The dentist says what about some gas and reaches for the nitrous oxide.
Bugger that the bloke says, cannot handle masks on my face, no gas for me.

The dentist says what about a pill.

Yeah the bloke says that's for me I have no trouble with pills.

The dentist walks out and comes back in the surgery with a Viagra pill and says to the bloke can you handle Viagra.

The bloke says sure can but I didn't know Viagra was a pain Killer.

It's not says the dentist but it will give you something to hang on to when I pull this tooth!

Take it easy.
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Shaggy Dog wrote:
Jock,

I heard the same Cowboy became gay after this experience and would never leave his chaps behind!

SD


I heard that when he left, he went over to the next town and shot up the Sheriff, :D

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Frank & Brenda wrote:
I heard that when he left, he went over to the next town and shot up the Sheriff, :D


but he didn't shoot the deputy .....

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Bit like the queer rabbit, went to the Kalgoorlie Cup.
Ended up doing his Doe, His Mates doe and a couple of bucks besides.

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Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:41 pm
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Colin,

Not too hard to do any of those in Kal. Especially down Hay street way.

The only town in Oz with the Cop Shop, Woolies, Coles and the Drums all in the same street.

Heading up there this Tuesday. It was home for many a year.

Take it easy.
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