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ash
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Why Can't We Log In?

Post by ash » Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:09 pm

G'day Everyone,

You may have noticed that the C&M forum was inaccessible on Wednesday and part of Thursday.

We have now fixed this problem. Sorry for the inconvenience!

If you were trying to log in or create an account, neither of these things would've been possible.

The reason this happened is our database's code (the monkeys, that turn the cogs and shift the levers), went on strike. After correcting the code (handing out more bananas), we were able to solve the problem.

All apologies once more.

Cheers,
Ash
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willem
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Re: Why Can't We Log In?

Post by willem » Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:35 pm

ash wrote:G'day Everyone,

You may have noticed that the C&M forum was inaccessible on Wednesday and part of Thursday.

We have now fixed this problem. Sorry for the inconvenience!

If you were trying to log in or create an account, neither of these things would've been possible.

The reason this happened is our database's code (the monkeys, that turn the cogs and shift the levers), went on strike. After correcting the code (handing out more bananas), we were able to solve the problem.

All apologies once more.

Cheers,
Ash

You must expect these things to happen when you employ monkeys.
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Old Techo
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Re: Why Can't We Log In?

Post by Old Techo » Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:38 pm

willem wrote:You must expect these things to happen when you employ monkeys.
Or... Construction Forestry Mining and Energy Union members.
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outback
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Re: Why Can't We Log In?

Post by outback » Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:37 pm

Old Techo wrote:
willem wrote:You must expect these things to happen when you employ monkeys.
Or... Construction Forestry Mining and Energy Union members.

There is a difference? :confused: :shock: :shock:
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glanyard
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Re: Why Can't We Log In?

Post by glanyard » Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:12 pm

ash wrote:G'day Everyone,

You may have noticed that the C&M forum was inaccessible on Wednesday and part of Thursday.

We have now fixed this problem. Sorry for the inconvenience!

If you were trying to log in or create an account, neither of these things would've been possible.

The reason this happened is our database's code (the monkeys, that turn the cogs and shift the levers), went on strike. After correcting the code (handing out more bananas), we were able to solve the problem.

All apologies once more.

Cheers,
Ash
Ash,
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Re: Why Can't We Log In?

Post by alan41 » Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:21 pm

outback wrote:
Old Techo wrote:
willem wrote:You must expect these things to happen when you employ monkeys.
Or... Construction Forestry Mining and Energy Union members.

There is a difference? :???: :shock: :shock:
Same monkeys............Different organ grinder.... :mrgreen: :lol:
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hawkie
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Re: Why Can't We Log In?

Post by hawkie » Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:39 pm

Old Techo wrote:
willem wrote:You must expect these things to happen when you employ monkeys.
Or... Construction Forestry Mining and Energy Union members.
There is atleast one CFMEU life member here with his size 13 steel caps :twisted:
Sig can be done

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glanyard
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Re: Why Can't We Log In?

Post by glanyard » Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:53 pm

hawkie wrote:
Old Techo wrote:
willem wrote:You must expect these things to happen when you employ monkeys.
Or... Construction Forestry Mining and Energy Union members.
There is atleast one CFMEU life member here with his size 13 steel caps :twisted:
And..................?
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peterm
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Re: Why Can't We Log In?

Post by peterm » Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:08 pm

hawkie wrote:
Old Techo wrote:
willem wrote:You must expect these things to happen when you employ monkeys.
Or... Construction Forestry Mining and Energy Union members.
There is atleast one CFMEU life member here with his size 13 steel caps :twisted:
So it is Your fault that the forum was down!!!!

What !! out the gate for 48, because the bananas weren't peeled?

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Old Techo
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Re: Why Can't We Log In?

Post by Old Techo » Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:20 pm

hawkie wrote:There is atleast one CFMEU life member here with his size 13 steel caps :twisted:
Must be a big head to need that sized safety caps :mrgreen:
Regards, Old Techo
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